Why did the elephant eat the candle?
He wanted a light snack!
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Why is the letter "G" scary?
It turns a host into a ghost |
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 789!
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Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.
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What goes
through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move?
The road!
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How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! |
How do you make a
bandstand?
Take away their
chairs!
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What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho Cheese
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Why was there thunder
and lightning in the lab?
The scientists were
brainstorming!
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Why did the sheep say "moo"?
It was learning a new language!
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Why did Tony
go out with a prune?
Because he couldn't find a date!
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What streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends!
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What did the little
mountain say to the big mountain?
Hi Cliff!
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What did the hat say to the scarf?
YOU HANG AROUND WHILE I GO ON AHEAD |
