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Why
did the teacher marry the sweeper?
Because
he swept her off her feet!
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A
tutor who tooted his flute,
Tried to tutor to tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it tougher to toot,
Than to tutor two tooters to toot?"
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Why were
the teacher's eyes crossed?
She
couldn't control her pupils! |
Is a
hammer a good tool for math class?
No,
you need multi-pliers! |
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How do
you know if your teacher likes you?
She keeps
putting X's on your paper!
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What
starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?
A teapot!
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What two
letters of the alphabet contain nothing?
MT! |
What
school do you greet people in?
Hi
School!
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What
occurs 4 times in every week, 2 times in every month, & once
in a year?
The letter
E!
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Why was
Arjun’s report card all wet?
Because it
was below C (sea) level!
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Who is
your best friend at school?
Your princi-pal! |
What room can a student never enter?
A MUSHROOM! |
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What
occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a day?
The
letter M! |
How do you spell Hard Water with 3 letters?
ICE! |
