Why don't cannibals eat clowns?  ehhh, they just taste funny!  Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in apple trees! What do you name a dog with no legs?  Nothing, he won't come when you call him anyway!! Do you have holes in your underwear?  No!! Where do you put your legs through?!?! What happens when you throw a Red rock in the blue lake? Nothing, what did you think was going to happen? What did the dog say when the cat scratched his back? Nothing dogs don’t talk! What do you call a fish without an eye?  A fsh!!!! What is the science of Shopping called? BUY-ology. What will happen if you throw a blue rock into the red sea? It will get wet! I can only please one person a day. Today just isn't your day and tomorrow isn’t looking too good either.