Knock
Knock?
Who's there?
Police!
Police who?
Police let me in, it's freezing out here!
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Knock
Knock!
Who's there?
Oscar
Oscar who?
Oscar silly question, get a silly answer!
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Knock
knock
Who's there?
Nonya
Nonya who? Nonya business!!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
How did you guess!? |
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Knock,
knock
Who's there?
Eileen
Eileen who?
Eileen over to tie my shoe
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken you open the door?! |
Knock
Knock
Who's there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm starving
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Please don't cry! |
Knock
Knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Who Who - Where's the owl?
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Time
Time who?
Time to open the door! |
Knock
Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me, I don't know! |
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you! |
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Me
Me who?
Don't you don't know who you are?! |
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Water
Water who?
Water you, a monkey? |
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe (wouldn’t you) like to know! |
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Shamp
Shamp who?
Why, does my hair smell? |
Knock knock!
Who's there?
I used
I used who?
I used to be able to reach the doorbell, but now I can't! |
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ya
Ya Who?
YAHOO I won the lottery! |
Knock knock!
Who's there?
House
House who?
House it going?! |
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
I see you behind the door! |
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell so I’ll knock! |
Knock knock!
Who's there?
You
You who?
Are you calling me? |
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska one more time...let me in! |
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Stopwatch
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and open this door!! |