What is the opposite of Gopalakrishnan? COMEPALAKRISHNAN What is the opposite of Subramanium Swamy? SUBRAMANIUM DIDN’T SEE ME! What do you call an amazing Malayalee? PHENO MENON! What do you call a dashing Malayalee? DEBO NAIR! Why did the Malayalee cross the road? SIMPLY! What do you call a Sindhi postman? MAILWANI! What do you call a Sindhi milkman? GOPAL DUDEJA! Why did the American get scared of the Gujju? BECAUSE HE SAID ‘SUE KARE CHHE’ What did Bruce Lee say to the Maharastrian? TUMHI MARATHE, AAMHI KARATE. What do you call an angry Bengali letter? CHTTI-CHITTI BONG BONG. What do you call a mad Bengali? IN SEN! What is the Tamil name for the tallest building in Japan? NIKKUMO NIKKADO (will it or won’t it stand!) What do you can an enlightened Bengali? JYOTI BASU! How God made Indians: When God first created the earth, he was an amateur in making Human beings. This did not deter him however so he pressed on. He made the first batch of humans into the oven but he took them out too late so they were pretty burnt so he put this batch in Africa, next batch he took out too soon so he put them in America and Europe. The third batch came out absolutely perfect and he put this batch in India!