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Why did it take Goofy an hour to eat breakfast?
Because the
orange juice carton said Concentrate! |
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Why did Goofy open the refrigerator door?
He wanted to see the salad dressing! |
What do you do if Goofy throws a grenade at
you?
Pull the pin and throw it back |
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Did you hear about Goofy getting an AM radio?
It took him a month to realize he could play it at
night!
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How do you confuse Goofy?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the
corner!
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If Goofy & an idiot fell off a building, who
would land first?
The idiot...Goofy would stop and ask for directions!
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Why did Goofy going to the airport turn around
and go home?
Because he saw the sign that said "Airport
Left"! |
How did Goofy break his arm while raking leaves?
He fell out of the tree
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What do you call 12 morons at the bottom of a
pool?
An air pocket! |
Why can't Goofy make Rasna?
Because he can't fit 8 cups of water
into that little pack!
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