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How did the farmer mend his pants?
With cabbage patches! |
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Why don't they serve chocolate in prison?
Because it makes you break out! |
What do you call artificial spaghetti?
Mockaroni |
What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot
of school?
He has a lot of ketchup time! (submitted by Stephanie Poist) |
What did the macaroni say to the tomato?
Don't get saucy with me! |
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Why did the man at the orange juice factory
lose his job?
He couldn't concentrate! (submitted by Nate) |
How do you make a strawberry shake?
Take it to a scary movie!
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How do you repair a broken
tomato?
Tomato Paste! |
Why are cooks mean?
Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream! |
Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Because his parents were in a jam! |
What did the hamburger name his daughter
Patty
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Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because his mom was a wafer so long! |
A butcher is 200 centimeters tall, wears size 110 trousers and size 12 shoes what does he weigh?
MEAT! |
