What is the best way to communicate with a fish? DROP IT A LINE!  What do you call a bee with a low buzz? A MUMBLE BEE! What noise does a cow crossed with a pig make? MOINK1 How did  the Tom cat find out he was a father? HIS WIFE SENT HIM A LITTER!! What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A MILKSHAKE!! What bird can carry the most weight? A crane! What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? Big holes all over Africa!! What did the Banana do when the monkey chased it? The banana split! What time is it when 10 wolves chase 9 sheep? 10 after 9! What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill! What do you call a crab that doesn't like to share his toys? Very shellfish!! What do you call Lassie when she is happy? A JOLLY COLLY! What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a sprinkler? Hare Spray!! What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? ELIPHINO Two cows were on a meadow. One cow said, ‘MOO, MOO’ and the other said, ‘BAA-BAAH’ surprised, the first cow asks the second what he was saying to which the second replied, ‘I’m learning a foreign language’!!