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Did you hear
about the marathon runner who worked as a chimney sweep?
He was a great
runner but suffered from Athlete's Soot!
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What
should you do when 19 guys are running at you?
Throw the
football!
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Why was
Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
Because she
ran away from the ball!
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Why
is a baseball team similar to a muffin?
They both depend on the batter
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Why
did the wrestlers play in the dark?
Because
their match wouldn't light!
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Why didn't the nose make the volleyball team?
HE DIDN'T GET PICKED! |
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Why
didn't the nose make the volleyball team?
He didn't get picked!
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Why was night cricket invented?
BECAUSE BATS LIKE TO SLEEP IN THE DAYTIME |
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Why
is Basketball such a messy sport?
Because
you dribble on the floor!
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Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin?
THEY BOTH DEPEND ON THE BATTER |
Why
did the soccer player bring string to the game?
So he could tie the
score
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How do you keep Goofy in suspense?
TELL HIM TOMORROW! |
