It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets  Every Lawyer’s works by this principle:  A man is innocent until proven broke. What's the worst part about seeing 5 lawyers in a Cadillac go over a cliff?  A Cadillac seats six  What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?  A Doberman. What do you call 25 lawyers buried up to their chins in sand?  Not enough sand.  Lawyers are people who can write a 10,000-word brief A man walks into a lawyer's office and asks about the lawyer's charges.  "$50.00 for three questions", replied the lawyer.  "Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man.  "Yes," the lawyer replied, "and what was your third question?"