What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website! What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer? The Space bar! What washes up on very small beaches?  Microwaves! Why should you be afraid of computers? Watch out! It bytes! Why don't fish go on the computer?  BECAUSE THEY MAY GET STUCK IN THE NET. What is a computer's favorite dance?  DISK-O Why did the computer squeak.  BECAUSE SOMEONE STEPPED ON IT'S MOUSE Why did the computer sneeze? BECAUSE IT HAD CAUGHT A VIRUS! A student complaining to a fellow student, ‘how can our teacher ask us to do a report without telling us where to download it from the Internet’?